Nick Bebel's Journal

It's Election Day
Today is the day when everyone should be doing our duty to spend an hour doing what is right. I know I did and I don't really give a crap who people vote for, they should just do it. If you need a further reason to go to the polls and vote, go to www.votergasm.com. Also, and more importantly, hey presidential elections are here every 4 years, this has only happened once in 86 years, the SOX won the WORLD SERIES. I went to the parade and saw all the players and coaches, it was freakin' sweet. And in the spirit of both heres a really funny line from Jay Leno "The Red Sox have broken their curse after 86 years. That means the only one now not wining after 86 years is Ralph Nader". Since it is the election here's jokes for everybody:

GW

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"

Kerry

Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the Children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money. "

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Democratic National Committee to Elect John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.

Everyone's Favorite Nader

-You know your candidacy is marginal when the Green Party thinks you're too out there.

-'Conservatives for Nader.' Not a large group. About the same size as 'Retarded Death Row Texans for Bush.

-Ralph Nader announced he's running for president after a new poll found he'd get .5% of the vote. Nader's slogan: 'Eat my dust Kucinich.

-Consumer activist Ralph Nader announced he would run for president. When he heard about it, Dennis Kucinich was furious and said, 'He's going to steal my voter away.'

-A big weekend for the candidates. President Bush highlighted his foreign policy, and then John Kerry emphasized his war record, and then Ralph Nader bragged about an article he wrote on toasters that explode

Well thats all I've got, so go vote, go america, and go sox, ya go sox.

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